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That's all the motorcycle is,
a system of concepts worked out in steel. — Robert M. Pirsig, Zen
and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the
handlebars to the saddle. — Author Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. — Author
Unknown
Midnight bugs taste best. — Author Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three
o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. — Paul Teutul, Sr.,
American Chopper, "Billy Joel"
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the
bed. — Author Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. — Author Unknown
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable
for walking. — Author Unknown
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear
of death. — Hunter Thompson
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. — Author Unknown
And I to my motorcycle
Parked like the soul of the junkyard
Restored, a bicycle fleshed
With power, and tore off
Up Highway 106, continually
Drunk on the wind in my mouth,
Wringing the handlebar for speed,
Wild to be wreckage forever.
— James Dickey, "Cherrylog Road"
A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of
reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a
miniature study of the art of rationality itself. — Robert M. Pirsig,
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ
donor. — David Perry
If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. — Author Unknown
Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. — Author Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can
double your vocabulary. — Author Unknown
Life is too short for traffic. — Dan Bellack
Work to ride and ride to work. — Author Unknown
Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. — Craig Fernandez and Reggie
Bythewood, Biker Boyz
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn
in the one ahead. — Mac McCleary
Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70
mph. — Jim Samuels
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. —
Author Unknown
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's
safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. — Author Unknown
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. — Author Unknown
Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. — Author Unknown
Safety doesn't happen by accident. — Author Unknown
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate
bikes. — Author Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. — Author Unknown
Maintenance is as much art as it is science. — Author Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. — Author Unknown
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly. — Author Unknown
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. — Author Unknown
Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. — Author
Unknown
Accidents hurt - safety doesn't. — Author Unknown
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. — Author
Unknown
Keep the paint up, and the rubber down! — Author Unknown
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. — Author
Unknown
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until
about 150. — Author Unknown
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Quotations about Motorcycles