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Hockey belongs to the Cartoon
Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then
expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any
lasting side effect. — Steve Rushin
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World.
In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance
of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter
we are alive. — Stephen Leacock
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is
kept. — Doug Larson
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of
violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the
NHL playoff series. — Steve Rushin
October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet
fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football. —
Jason Love
A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they
can't hit one another. — Jimmy Cannon
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. — Jim
McKenny
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big
red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? — Jacques Plante
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to
be. — Wayne Gretzky
Ice hockey players can walk on water. — Author Unknown
Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins. —
Author Unknown
Hockey is murder on ice. — Jim Murray
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and
skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street. — Author
Unknown
My other car is a Zamboni. — Hockey Saying
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the
body with dental records. — Author Unknown
Don't go through life without goals. — Hockey Saying
Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. — Author Unknown
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking,
fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing...
everything else is just figure skating. — Author Unknown
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football,
basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine
guns. — John Leonard
Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey. —
Author Unknown
Give blood. Play hockey. — Author Unknown
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. —
Gordie Howe
My goal is to deny yours. — Hockey Saying
When Hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there too. — Author Unknown
Black people dominate sports in the United States - 20 percent of
the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this shit.
Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they
make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too. — Chris Rock
Red ice sells hockey tickets. — Bob Stewart
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. —
Rodney Dangerfield
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to
go to the hospital. — Brad Park
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Quotations about Hockey